ALWAYS WEAR GLOVES

Oh dear readers, thank you for being so patient with me. I do wish that I could update this silly manuscript with more punctuality, I really do, I promise, but that, alas, seems to be proving quite impossible. I sit here, dear readers, awaiting my colleague, so that we can ascertain the possibilities of a viewing of a man that went through his windshield. My colleague, who spoke with the man’s family yesterday, decided not to bring up some glaring details about these said, “possibilities”. Now, If it would have been me, after retaining said “family” upon the telephone I would have compassionately outlined in pure blunt truth about why it would be “difficult” to see their said loved one in his current condition. However, with some restorative measures and the simple yet magical act of the embalming ritual, viewing could not only have been possible, it would have been encouraged. My colleague, however, failed to outline some of these details and simply left it to calling the fam...